I wasn’t planning on doing a post today, but I just couldn’t stop this poem from getting out:
I’m a celeb ri ty,
Don’t care what you think of me. 
I pose in my un der wear, 
Don’t shave my arm pit hair.
I get just what I want,
Eat in any res tau rant.
Why r u always trashin’ me?
Full of hate ‘n jeal ou sy!
I’m always in the news,
I love drin kin’ booze.
Look at that pic of me!
Damn I look s ex y!
So what it’s a mug shot?
You’re never gonna look that hot!
I’m a celeb ri ty,
Don’t you dare hate on me!
My life’s so dif fi cult,
So don’t be so cri ti cal!
I’m the center of the Universe,
Everything else’s just ludicrous!
Disclaimer: No intention of hate, I love these guys as much as you all do, they keep us so entertained! But I couldn’t resist having a little fun. (all pics from Google images)
khaula Siddique 